Review: MIDE-219 Hitomi Your Bride

ID: MIDE-219

Actress: Hitomi (Tanaka Hitomi)

Release Date: 2015-04-01

Label: Moodyz Diva

Genres: Huge Tits, POV, Housewife
Reviewer: Mr. White

Introduction

The virtual wife/girlfriend genre is in my opinion one of the best in all of JAV.  There's just something completely awesome about getting a glimpse of what it would be like to have your favorite JAV stars as your wife.  Typically shot in POV (point of view), these films are not just a collection of lazily slapped together virtual camerawork, but are a truly immersive experience.  It really is the ultimate man's fantasy, having a true hottie that will just degrade herself for you and devote herself to your ultimate pleasure.  From welcome home tittyfucks to good morning blowjobs, this genre is a true gem within JAV.  I only wish we could see some fully interactive films with input from the viewer, like the largely defunct genre of virtual sex DVDs that were popular in western porn in the early to mid 2000s.  Still, I can't complain.  The Moodyz Diva label's "Your Bride" series is one of the consistently excellent series in this genre.  I can't say I've seen a bad one.  The interesting thing about this genre is that while it can be tricky for filmmakers to pull off in terms of the camerawork required, when it comes to staging and writing the scenes it's relatively simple.  As long as they deliver a great virtual experience, checking the boxes for various scenarios, making usage of different locales in a house like the bathroom, they will usually pull off a well-executed film.  What it really hinges on is the actress.  If you get a solid performance with all the other pieces, you will have a winning film.  With that in mind, I decided to take a look at this genre entry starring the one and only Hitomi.

The Actress

Hitomi has to be the most fascinating actress in JAV.  When I say fascinating, what I mean there is that she is a bit of an enigma.  Her face is certainly not unattractive, and depending on who you ask you will get responses ranging from hot, to cute, to acceptable, and you might even get some accusations of her being a butterface, though I think that opinion's a bit off base.  But there's no denying that in terms of raw beauty, there are far better performers.  Hitomi's overall body shape is solid, if unspectacular.  However, I will say that I think her ass is often overlooked compared to everything else.  It's not shapely in a tight way like Hasumi Kurea, but it's a big ass, and a great shape as far a big (but not fat) asses go.  I think what really does it for me is the curvature of her hips and the nice hourglass figure she's got going on.  I don't know if it's the Japanese genetics at play, but she definitely has a more shapely and petite frame than many naturally large-chested western stars, who usually carry a wider though still pleasing frame, hence the term "brick house".  You may have noticed that I am a paragraph in to describing her and have yet to mention her tits.  That is intentional.  I really wanted to paint an accurate overall picture before I went into her most obvious feature: her tits which can only be described as titanic.  Due to their massive size, they definitely don't have as pleasing a shape as many other naturally busty (but smaller compared to Hitomi) JAV idols, and I think for some that can also be a drawback.  Yet, on the other hand they are simply amazing and all you want to do is just have a field day with those things.  Regardless of any man's detached and objective opinion on Hitomi, I challenge any red-blooded heterosexual man to deny that they wouldn't go to town on her because she isn't "hot enough".  Still, the reason why I do call her as an enigma is because she does have the drawbacks that I mentioned.  But unlike other actresses, whose drawbacks peg them down on overall attractiveness, there is something very animal about my attraction to Hitomi, almost uncontrollable, which is why I simply have to give her a perfect rating.

I really could spend a lot more time talking about Hitomi, her career, snd her popularity and recognition in the west, and in fact I think I will save that for a full article exploring her career at a later date.  But the focus here is on the film, so I think I'll save those thoughts for another time.

Rating: 4.0

The Performance

In short, she knocks it out of the park with this performance.  One thing I've enjoyed about Hitomi throughout her films is that she is damn good when it comes to eye contact, and given that this is an entirely POV film, there's plenty of it.  She also conveys a level of eroticism that is really a turn on.  She also makes liberal use of aggressive dirty talk, and really looks like she's enjoying herself on camera.  The key to a good virtual wife performance is for the actress to convey that she is really enjoying pleasuring you, as opposed to being more resistant and demure like in other genres.  Hitomi does exactly that in completely immersive performance that will have you thinking that she really is your wife.  She shows absolute perfection in every component, even down to the few parts of dialogue that prelude some of the sex scenes.

Rating: 4.0

Story/Theme/Setting

The execution the virtual wife theme is just about perfect.  You get a welcome home blowjob and tittyfuck scene.  There's a scene where Hitomi is cleaning like a maid and then engages in some fetish lingerie play.  You get to experience what it's like to take a bath with her (hint: it's awesome), followed by an at-home nuru massage.  Later, you can't focus on dinner because her outfit is too much to handle.  Finally, the film closes with a good old fashioned session of banging your wife in the bed.  This is a flawlessly executed example of the genre, with reference-quality camerawork.

Rating: 4.0

Sexual Content

The sex in the aforementioned scenarios is top notch.  You get plenty of tittyfucking action, blowjob action, massage play and more.  Of course, Hitomi's signature cowgirl position dominates, but there's nice virtual missionary and doggystyle, which I find to be very underrated because I love her ass and love to see her tits hanging down from that angle.  Hitomi does all of this enthusiastically, there's not a single disappointing sequence.

Rating: 4.0

Overall

Ladies and gentlemen, what we have got here is a perfect film.  Every Hitomi fan needs this, and for those of you who have been put off by her in the past, this is the one to give it a shot.  If this one doesn't convert you, nothing will.  It is by far the best Hitomi film in recent days, and perhaps the best film of hers I've ever seen.  After I completed my draft of this review, I noticed that it was perhaps a bit shorter than any of my other reviews.  At first, I thought I needed to go back and flesh it out a bit more, but I realized that I already said it all.  There's really nothing to criticize in this one, and in terms of the content, it hits you like a force of nature.  This film singlehandedly reinvigorated my interest in Hitomi, and I have to say that a lot of her work since this film, from 2015 into 2016 has been top notch.  If you were ever a fan of hers who lost interest like I did, this is a great time to jump back on board, and you can start with this amazing film.

Rating: 4.0  

Legendary Classic