ZUKO-067 Creampie Orgy With Cosplayers After An Event

Creampie Orgy With Cosplayers After An Event
ID: ZUKO-067
Actress: Hasegawa Shizuku, Shinomiya Yuri, Yoshikawa Ito, Yoshinaga Akane, Konishi Marie, Abeno Miku
Release Date: 2014-12-01
Label: Zukkon / Bakkon
Genres: Cosplay
Reviewer: Mr. Tan

Introduction

While massaging my ego by pretending to be a real journalist, I stumbled across something that surprised me. There are apparently sex parties at anime conventions. I originally dismissed the whole idea as a mere fantasy, but while researching for this review, I stumbled onto references to it. Sex at conventions is not surprising – cosplayers and other geeks have libidos too, but full-out orgies are myths. They’re supposed to be, at least.

Leave it to Japan to turn the concept into a JAV. Let’s see how it works.

The Actresses

There’s six actresses in this film, so my usual analysis would be rather lengthy. In the interest of readability, I will be far quicker with the assessments. If I should review a film with one of these actresses in the future, I’ll be more thorough. Based on the picture above, from left to right:

Yuri Shinomiya (Anya Alstreim, Code Geass)
Yuri Shinomiya has the misfortune of being the least memorable of the lot. Everything about her is distinctly average, except her tiny breasts. For me, she’s just a background character.

2.0

Shizuka Hasegawa (Asuna, Sword Art Online)
The best-looking of the bunch, Shizuka Hasegawa has charisma. She has one of those infectious smiles that makes you grin back. Her slender, petite body radiates sexuality. She’s criminally underseen in this.

3.5

Akane Yoshinaga (Super Sonico)
The bustiest of the lot, Akane Yoshinaga’s large, bouncy breasts satisfies the needs of her character as well as those of big breast lovers. Her face is average.

3.0

Miku Abeno (Ene, Kagerou Project)
She’s prettier than Akane Yoshinaga, but nowhere near Shizuka Hasegawa. I’d say her breasts are the third largest in this film, which is not exactly saying much.

3.0

Marie Konishi (Kotori Minami, Love Live!)
Marie Konishi creeps me out. Someone once told me that Japanese businessmen all like women to look and behave like they’re twelve years old or less, and Marie Konishi aims to please that department. The downstairs complete shave contributes to the discomfort.

1.0

Ito Yoshikawa (Maki Nishikino, Love Live)
Ito Woshikawa has a face that is a bit better than Akane Yoshinaga, but she is also significantly less busty. Definite girl-next-door vibe.

2.5

After some calculations and weighted grades, the final score for this category is approximately:

Rating 3.0

The Performance

The deeper I advance into this review, the more I feel like I made a mistake selecting this film. The presence of so many actresses makes it trickier to review than the others.

This time, these aren’t persona cosplayers, so there is no display that allows the viewer to consider if they act believably like their adopted character. Instead, these are cosplayers who have finished their 15 minutes of glory in their chosen arena and are ready to wrap up.

Each actress does a good job of using their own persona for this. As an example, Marie Konishi does that sexual twelve-year-old thing, acting childish even as she flashes the camera. Have I mentioned how creepy that is? It’s bad enough that they preemptively censor her while her underwear is still on. Her colleague in the scene, Ito Yoshikawa, behaves like a flirtatious young woman, so she helps give the viewer someone to concentrate on that does not make the viewer feel like he will be in prison soon.

Another part of the performance that is quite good is the “big bang” room. Everything except for the final scene is taking place almost simultaneously, so when one of the actresses finishes, she wanders into a large living room. This means that even as they’re being seduced, someone else is already further along and is probably being very vocal about their activities. As each one finishes and joins the others in the last room, there is a palpable feel of “now what?” It adds to the entertainment and, dare I say it, realism.

Rating 3.5

Story/Theme/Setting

I am incredibly grateful this section is so easy. The scenario opens with the girls all outside some convention center, wearing their outfits but still clearly ready to vacate the premises. They’re approached in two small groups (Love Live! in one, the rest in the other) and successfully convinced to hang out with the guys (nampa?). It probably helps that the girls are never outnumbered. They are taken back to what appears to be a massive apartment and the fun begins.

The costumes run the gamut from good to garbage. For example, Akane Yoshinaga’s maid costume is definitely the cheapest they could buy off Yahoo! Auction. The only part of her gear that received a slight amount of attention would be the distinctive Super Sonico headphones, with emphasis on the word slight. At least Akane’s wig is decent. On the other side of the spectrum, Shizuka Hasegawa’s Asuna costume is great. I don’t know what material was used, but her breastplate armor piece is definitely the good stuff, while the rest of her costume does not cheap out on the decorations that go with the character and she even has a good wig. It perplexes me that she did not get more screentime, given how great the cosplay is.

The costumes for the other girls also tend toward cheap, with the exception of Yuri Shinomiya’s Anya costume, which also includes a good attempt at the character’s distinct tattoo.

Still, the theme is cosplayers after an event in a creampie orgy. However cheap the director was about the costumes, and the size of the apartment they rented suggests they needed to be, the film delivers. Spoilers, but each girl gets creampied twice, one in their “individual” scene and then again in the big bang at the end.

Rating 3.5

Sexual Content

Three hours thirty-eight minutes and seven scenes will require some attention. Still, for the short attention spans: it’s really good. Now, as I mentioned previously, the first five scenes are all happening more or less at the same time. Also, there will be screams from other parts of the house and it is mostly POV until the last scene.

First scene: threesome with Go-Directly-To-Jail-chan and Ito Yoshikawa, the Love Live! Cosplayer Duo. In a huge demerit on this scene, Marie Konishi receives most of the attention. After some digital play and an apparently intense discussion between “Kotori” and “Maki,” they move down to 60 seconds of fellatio before Marie Konishi is penetrated. “Kotori” and “Maki” do have some lesbian play, kissing each other and the like, but Marie Konishi just turns the whole thing into… not my thing. Yuri Shinomiya shows up toward the end, and “Kotori” and “Maki” interrupt themselves to invite her to join. Yuri-chan, as they affectionately call her, declines, but the half-naked actor accompanying her does not, and jumps in to help the actor who got the threesome started. The newcomer creampies Marie Konishi, while the first actor creampies Ito Yoshikawa instead. Wise man.

Second scene: actually, this solves the question of the half-naked man. In this scene, Yuri Shinomiya is in the kitchen, where she is slowly convinced to strip, losing pieces of her outfit until her male counterpart produces a dildo. She fellates the dildo and eventually sex occurs. The sex is pretty average. Two highlights include intercourse while standing up and the creampie delivered on a large, spacious kitchen countertop. “Anya” redresses herself and the two head toward the noise, where they find Marie Konishi and Ito Yoshikawa hard at work. Yuri Shinomiya soon retreats to the big bang room, where her friends are already present, basking in the awkward vibes.

The third scene is with Miku Abeno scene, which takes place in the bathroom. Nothing gross, it’s simply that when her group was divided, she is taken to the bathroom. She is induced to open her jacket and is soon being fingered and cajoled into giving fellatio before she is having sex in the bathroom. This is about half her scene, until certain sounds right outside lead her to venture out and find her pink-haired compatriot Akane Yoshinaga on the sofa in the missionary position. “Ene” soon finds herself in a similar position and is creampied before Akane. We discover she is the second in the big bang room, as “Asuna” never left.

Fourth scene: Akane Yoshinaga the bustiest of our cosplaying JAV actresses, is not the easiest to get into bed… er, sofa. She allows herself to be felt up and she resists being made naked at first. Even so, she quickly finds herself in the aforementioned missionary position, where her voice soon results in her friend Miku Abeno popping out of the bathroom and continuing her own affair nearby. As befits a somewhat shy character, “Super Sonico” sticks to the missionary position for the most part, but spices it up with the pulled aside underwear fetish, her friend “Ene” being railed not three feet away from her, and a little bit of cowgirl before she, too, is creampied.

The fifth scene: at last, Shizuka Hasegawa! Abandoned by her friends, she does not mind being asked for sexy fanservice in her cosplay and complies. In one of those weird displays of pedantry, the actor is displeased because her underwear does not match her outfit. He pulls out pure white panties to go with her Asuna character. Then he pulls out the giant “massager” and makes her wet, soaking the pure white panties. Then she’s finally penetrated. This is a “clothed” cosplay scene, so her outfit remains on the entire time, which actually makes it rather hot. We all know how this ends.

The finale: creampie orgy. The big bang room has a white mattress and a red sofa, and the action is spread throughout these two supports. Before the orgy begins, the six girls play around with one of the actors, rubbing, licking, and sucking, before culminating in something I’ve never seen before: a five girl handjob. A bit of paizuri, and we’re off to the orgy. The orgy itself is highly enjoyable, with plenty of action. Anyway, each girl is creampied, one at a time. One of the actors is obliged to do double-duty, as there are five men to six women, but even after the action concludes, there is every indication the girls want more, and the scene fades to black with four of the girls having sex even as the last two focus on reviving the last actor.

Some complaints on the last scenes: one, the girls get very loud, so it can hurt the ears a bit. Two, Marie Konishi is always in the middle of the action, which I’ve noticed is creepy. I wish she had gotten relegated to the red sofas for half or more of the scene. Three, I did not get enough of Shizuka Hasegawa.

Rating 3.5

Overall

The film was highly enjoyable. The design of the film is different, the way it flows is fun and interesting, and the whole comes across as an enjoyable sexfest. The fantasy is spiced up with the realistic elements, and what gentleman can say no to bestowing creampies on lovely ladies? Of course, there are drawbacks: Marie Konishi makes it uncomfortable, not nearly enough Shizuka Haseagawa, the costumes are cheap, so it kinda stumbles on the cosplay aspect.

However, the suspension of disbelief is preserved, so as implausible as the whole thing is, it’s still possible. Who knows, maybe this film will be the one to start a new cosplay sex club.

Rating: 3.4 B
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