ID: KMI-095
Actress: Hasumi Kurea
Release Date: 2015-04-19
Label: Miru
Genres: Big Tits, Cosplay
Reviewer: Mr. Tan
Introduction
Race queens are a distinctly Asian product, the modern Far East’s version of the classic pinup girl. They’re Asian women who, at from highest to lowest, are involved with the advertisement of products, particularly vehicles. They’re attractive, which makes whatever they’re hawking more appealing. As a bonus, they’re a bit like information help desks. They are common sights at car shows, circling the latest souped-up racer while wearing appropriately branded clothing and insipid smiles.
In terms of tools, race queens do not necessarily require good looks to accomplish their jobs so much as glamour. This is probably the reason why race queens are rarely truly beautiful. Instead, they’re more of a conventional man’s “hot,” just good looking enough to pass muster for those with cruder tastes. This film is a particularly good example of what goes wrong when the model chosen to play the race queen lacks both beauty and glamour.
The Actress
Unlike Mr. White, I do not think Hasumi Kurea is anywhere near a 3-point-bloody-8, let alone bloody well perfect. Let’s take it from the top.
First, her face. It’s a long face, the kind that isn’t softened by the gentle curves oval faces possess that are more attractive. Her nose is weird. It’s not helped by the fact she probably has cheek implants – it’s incredibly rare for a long face to possess such prominent cheeks naturally. The large folds under her eyes are also a giveaway. Let’s also note that even without the obvious plasticity, her features aren’t attractive in the first place.
Moving downward, we come to those unnatural insults to proper order in this world. Fake breasts are grossly offensive. Real breasts should not look like they were bolted on like a cheap aftermarket add-on to a nice car. Real breasts should not look like they are flesh balloons layered as a thin skin over cannonballs. At least the falsehoods are blatantly obvious.
The only positive aspect I can find in this Western-style actress in a JAV world would be her buttocks. I’m not as expert in spotting fakes below are the waist as I am for breast and faces, but after studying her rear, her waist, her thighs, and their proportions in relation to each other, I’m almost certain it’s genuine. It’s a shapely and large pair of buttocks, her primary “selling point,” and, please forgive the pun, her only asset.
Rating 2.0
The Performance
"Overdone” is probably the operative word for her performance. I might also use “bored,” but again, I’m giving the benefit of the doubt and guessing that her facial surgery distorts her natural expression enough that you could mistake her arousal for “she’s bored out of her mind.” Or high.
Her acting is lackluster, a disappointment given the high ratings for this movie online. It feels routine and contributes to the impression that she is phoning it in. It’s true that she’s loud, but loud in a stereotypical JAV way. No, I am in error describing it thus. Her squeals, even while performing a paizuri using those rocks she calls breasts, are just so… Western. It feels more like she’s making noise for the sake of making noise, similarly to how Western actresses often talk dirty simply to fill the time between the routine layout of a Western porn scene. Her attempts to play to the audience are… inadequate.
The only noise she makes which is well done and actually feels like she’s enjoying herself is her fellatio, but more on that below.
Rating 2.0
Story/Theme/Setting
Unlike JUX-600, I originally acquired this film due to the premise, not the cover. As Mr. White has noted in his reviews, the virtual girlfriend/wife genre is fantastic. I was highly curious to see how the director managed to combine race queens with girlfriends. The title itself suggested there would be some interesting tension, as it divides the relationship into the man, the girlfriend, and the girlfriend’s race queen persona. I assumed there would likely be extra measures to reassure the boyfriend that the girlfriend would be completely faithful. I gave them far too much bloody credit.
First, let’s start the problem I referenced in the introduction. Hasumi Kurea lacks any kind of glamour whatsoever. She is simply not believable as a race queen. When I think of glamour, I think of Anri Okita or Yui Hatano or especially Maria Ozawa. Maria Ozawa certainly got lazy at points, but there was never a point where you missed how alluring she was. Hasumia Kurea just looks bored/high out of her mind. Again, maybe it’s the plastic surgery.
In the third scene of the movie, Hasumi Kurea is dressed in the race queen uniform. She stands atop a pair of boxes and gyrates her hips and moves her butt in a manner appropriate for an exotic dancer. There is no music. If this was supposed to sell the viewer on her race queen status, the lack of even a cheap bass line to stimulate the heart rate shot its chance of success in the back of head.
Then there’s the second part, the girlfriend. This isn’t your significant other. No part of the scenario is delivered. This is some bimbo in a leotard who is strutting around for you to admire her shapely buttocks. Even then, you see more breasts and butts at a strip club than in this JAV movie.
Rating 1.0
Sexual Content
For most of the movie, her breasts are covered. Sound familiar? While a small mercy for a purist like me, this will be a doubtlessly massive turn-off for less discerning consumers of JAV movies. In addition, she’s never actually naked. There is a kink where the panties (and in two cases, the leotards) are pulled to the side, and that is how the sex scenes are done. It would be hot once, but the repetition renders it pointless. This is not off to a good start, is it?
There are two extended sex scenes in this two hour movie. There’s an intermission of sorts in the middle, where Hasumi Kurea walks on a treadmill, has a vibrator placed inside her while her leotard is moved over the vibrator to keep it in place. It’s actually mildly interesting to watch, which is good, since the rest of the intermission is the same old “grope ass, shove fingers in, molest with sex toy, penetrate with phallic object” I had already seen for the previous hour. The rub is that the intermission lacked any intercourse.
The only standout would be the two times she delivers fellatio. When the viewer is not obliged to wonder how the actress got her hands on so many hard drugs in Japan, the observation that she is eager to have foreign objects in her mouth. It’s about the only time in the movie she does not appear to be bored. My theory is that having her mouth full changes the shape of her face enough that the distortion from the plastic surgery is reduced.
Rating 2.5
Overall
I know Mr. White will protest quite loudly, but I remind him I chose one of her highly-rated films for this review. It’s a lackluster movie in ways that could have been avoided. Even if Hasumi Kurea is about as glamorous as a balloon filled with rocks, this could have been compensated with the “girlfriend” part, but was not. The sex could have been better, but was not. There’s only so much a perfect ass can do, and bluntly, it was nowhere near capable of making up for the hours lost rewatching this and reviewing it.
Rating: 1.9 D
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