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Best Breasts 01 - Hasegawa Myu

ID: SAMA-023
Actress: Hasegawa Myu
Release Date: 2008-09-19
Label: S Kyuu Shirouto
Genres: Amateur
Reviewer: Mr. Tan

Introduction

This review is actually going to hit a number of different points at once, which is why I’m looking forward to it. Japan produces thousands of adult videos each year and thus far, our blog has only touched upon the professional set pieces. We have not touched the pro/am scene or amateur videos, we haven’t looked at starlets that had brief runs and vanished after a half-dozen to a dozen videos, and it’s been a while since we looked at 00s JAV. So, here we are, with a film that touches all of these at once and I could not be more pleased.

Anyway, back when this film was created, agents haunted major intersections in Tokyo, scouting pretty girls for employment in the AV industry or one of the other sex-related jobs that make Japan into something of a sex addict’s joint. While nowadays, most girls apparently do it themselves, the agents linger on, ever looking for that one girl who can make or break their bank.

Let’s investigate an example of this older era with this film of Hasegawa Myu’s “solicitation.”

The Actress

As one scout said, “A baby face and big boobs are the keys for AV,” and Hasegawa Myu delivers. Her round face is cute, with surprisingly large and pouty lips that would tempt any man to go for a kiss. She has big eyes as well, but there’s little to distinguish her from the baby-faced Japanese cute girl-next-door. This is actually a point in her favor, since she seemed concentrated in that specific niche and it helped her sell that specific fantasy.

Even so, her body has some fine breasts, a lovely pair graced with charming pink nipples. Her bosom is completely natural and while it is not massive, it is still sufficient to give a paizuri. While Hasegawa Myu doesn’t have much in the buttocks department, she does, however, have rather thick thighs, for those who like them.

Rating 3.0

The Performance

How hard is it for a teenage girl to act the role of a teenage girl? I’m certain acting couches don’t face that question often, as their wards are usually severely over-aged before they’re cast as quirky knocked-up fifteen-year-olds, but it is one that JAV directors probably tackle. On the review side, how much credit do you give a young actress for acting like she’s nineteen? I’ll admit I had a bit of an advantage in evaluating Hasegawa Myu’s acting for the simple reason that I’ve been exposed to enough Japanese media to have a general understanding of how the stereotypical Japanese girl should act. Within those parameters, Hasegawa Myu delivers exactly what you expect, combining some shyness with good cheer. In other words, the show here is in how much there isn’t a show.

This extends to the somewhat awkward vibe to the usual inspection scenes you have in JAV. It feels exactly like a girl doing this for the first time and is unsure how she should react, so she laughs in a way to try to get past it.

Of course, once we get to the actual sexual content, the illusion falls apart, but more on that later.

Rating 3.0

Story/Theme/Setting

The film begins outside, with the agent looking at the girls. According to what I know, working as JAV scout is the same as any other street-based work: appeal to everyone in the target demographic, and if someone makes the slightest gesture that could be construed for interest, continue the pitch. The only point to deduce points here is that the actor is in street clothes instead of a well-worn suit, but we’ll roll with it. Hasegawa Myu is asked questions that inevitably confirm her interest in the job. There is more to the process, but it is skipped in favor of going straight to a (love?) hotel for filming.

Once at the hotel, an interview is conducted, along with a measurements test. After a thorough look, the sex begins, where again, the illusion falls apart. Part of this is due to the weird editing decisions, such as the pre-sex bath being dropped in between the two sex sections, but it’s also due to the actual sexual content.

Rating 3.0

Sexual Content

I’ve mentioned before that the sexual content negatively impacts the other review sections, so let’s get this out of the way: the sexual content is not bad. As a matter of fact, it’s quite excellent. The problem I was with the sexual content is that it thoroughly disrupts the fantasy presented in the performance and theme. I never met a sober woman who would let two complete strangers run a train on her or creampie her. That’s usually second or third date material.

Sexual activity is divided into two distinct sections, reflecting the participation of two actors instead of one actor/agent and his cameraman.

The first section begins with the cameraman blindfolded with one of those sleeping masks as Hasegawa Myu proceeds to use her breasts to playfully smother and slap the cameraman’s face. This cuts to a practical demonstration of Hasegawa Myu’s fellatio and paizuri skills, with a clear dildo used to evade censorship laws. Hasegawa Myu is quite good and I feel no compunction in praising her oral skills.

We finally get down to business as the agent who picked up Hasegawa Myu ferociously gropes her bikini-clad breasts. Yes, you read that correctly readers, and it’s one of those flow-breaking niggles that disrupts the fantasy. In any case, the groping leads to an intense petting session that results in the agent digging in, so to speak, with digital play on Hasegawa Myu that eventually transitions to fellatio. Once intercourse begins, it’s professional both in sound and execution. Hasegawa Myu is pounded in missionary position, then takes a break in reverse cowgirl for a bit before she is once again put into missionary. There’s another break, to doggy, and then the agent finishes in missionary, ejaculating all over her breasts. Hasegawa Myu is called upon to clean up with her mouth and the section ends with a look at her face.

Once the bath scene is over with, Hasegawa Myu’s bottoms are back on and we begin the new sex section with some weird toys. Alright, they look more like a pair of breast pumps for dual milking, but I still think it’s rather strange to use those for foreplay. After the toys are removed, the former cameraman fondles Hasegawa Myu’s breasts with force and fondness that even the densest observer cannot miss. After using an egg vibrator and his fingers to play with her vagina, the cameraman receives paizuri and fellatio. Once intercourse begins, missionary is followed by cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, and returns to missionary for the creampie. Admittedly, Hasegawa Myu she does protest against being creampied, but it’s not very convincing.

Rating 3.5

Overall

This delivers what it sets out to deliver, but it’s not what I would call extraordinary. Hasegawa Myu is indeed the baby face with big boobs, but there’s nothing about her that would distinguish her from a hundred others. She’s not overwhelming cute or astonishingly beautiful, her breasts are big but not excessively so, and her acting is on point. Her sexual skills are good, but they are not exceptional, even for 2008.

This is not a statement of condemnation. This is not a bad film, merely an average one. Anyone who wants to sample the fantasy of picking up a girl to turn her into a JAV idol is welcome to check this one out for that specific fantasy.

3.1 B
Above Average