Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts

Friday, July 29, 2016

Review: GXAZ-061 Voluptuous Ass Competitive Swimsuit Syndrome Mao Hamasaki


ID: GXAZ-061
Actress: Hamasaki Mao
Release Date: 2016-06-15
Label: Mania Play
Genres: Swimsuit, Sports
Reviewer: Mr. Tan

Introduction

As my colleague Mr. White noted, swimsuits are visually stimulating. When the viewer sees an attractive woman out in public like that, with only a single strip of fabric between themselves and the world, the imagination may as well be a runaway train to sexual frustration. However, there is one little detail Mr. White forgot or perhaps did not even realize: the impact of the swimsuit on the wearer.

The fabric used in swimsuits must be both soft and considerate of the most sensitive parts of the body. However, clothes are not static. Physical movement causes shifting in position and direct stimulation of places known to induce pleasure. In other words, not only are viewers imagining what is underneath the swimsuit, but the wearers are ignoring low-key sexual stimulation that will never end in orgasm on its own.

Fortunately, JAV can help everyone address their problems.


The Actress

Mao Hamasaki is actually one of my favorite JAV actresses. She's incredibly good-looking, with a pair of large brown eyes comfortably set above full cheeks set in a heart-shaped face. What's fascinating is that while she is genuinely attractive without make-up, once she applies the woman's arcane sorcery, she can alter the viewer's perception of her beauty from gorgeous to cute to effeminate boy (there’s an explanation for that) to genuine catgirl (make up is a scary thing).

Of course, however the perception of her beauty is manipulated, there are very few ways to manipulate her body. From top to bottom, she is genuinely curvy, not that fat-people-appropriated version, but the genuine full figure men love. Large breasts, narrow waist, shapely buttocks, nice legs, she delivers physically. As you can tell from the name of the film, her posterior in particular is admirable. In terms of sexual skill, she is one of the top actresses, delivering memorable performances no matter what role she plays.

Rating 4.0


The Performance

Clocking in at one hundred minutes, this is a short, fast movie. Unlike other movies I’ve reviewed so far, the performance is strictly sexual, which is a bit of a waste; Mao-chan is actually very good at creating immersion. Even so, her performance here is memorable. From the very first, when the viewer encounters her, wet from an apparent dip in the pool, it’s very easy to believe that the swimsuit constantly rubbing against her sensitive erogenous zones have driven her into heat, and Mao-chan wants nothing more than orgasm and relief.

Once she begins to interact with her male colleagues, her arousal is balanced with a strong propensity toward mischief and confidence in domination. She may be in heat, but she is perfectly fine with driving any man into a similar sex madness, then denying him relief until she is inclined to do so. She does it with style, fondling, stroking, and licking so as to distract thought and focus attention on sex.

Rating 3.5


Story/Theme/Setting

The “competitive swimsuit syndrome” might be better understood as “one-piece swimsuit rubs against her clitoris and nipples to the point she goes crazy.” It works until it doesn’t. Mao-chan is only wet, thereby suggesting she has used her swimsuit for its intended purpose, in the opening scene. In addition, she is only in the locker room for half the movie, otherwise re-locating to some fairly well-appointed rooms, the kind where a housekeeper would be outraged that some hussy is sitting on the leather sofa in her chlorine-rich swimsuit.

Still, if the understanding is that moving in the swimsuit will drive her into heat, again, it only really succeeds in the two scenes in the locker room. Mao-chan is otherwise at rest when the viewer enters those stylish rooms mentioned previously, with her agitation only on display during the locker room scenes. Even taken on their own merits, the second “stylish room” scene is the only one that hints at the swimsuit syndrome, with Mao-chan titillating the viewer with some nice swimsuit self-play.

Rating 3.0


Sexual Content

Moving right along, the opening scene is hot. Mao-chan, in heat from the rubbing from her swimsuit, indulges in an extended masturbation scene which is surprising in its ability to keep going. She begins by rubbing over the swimsuit, then using the flap covering her vagina as a stimulus, transitions to directly fingering herself, before moving to breast self-play. When she returns to digital stimulation, she eventually orgasms and squirts, but that still is not enough. As a clear example that this is not a first-time occurrence, Mao-chan pulls a small dildo out of her(?) locker and resumes playing with herself, licking the little plastic like a real penis before using it on her breasts and using her breasts on it. The action moves to her inserting it into herself, then changes to self-sex. That’s the best term to describe her cowgirl pumping as the dildo attaches to the floor and she has sex on her own. It finishes with her squirting from pleasure once again.

The next two scenes, as you may anticipate, are the “stylish rooms” scenes where Mao-chan demonstrates her dominance. In the first, she focuses on toying with a man, rubbing him with her hands and her swimsuit before finally moving toward a handjob. She intersperses it with some fellatio action, but for all intents and purposes, the man is her hand’s toy, while he focuses on licking Mao-chan’s vagina. Keep in mind, the swimsuit never comes off, so he’s licking over the swimsuit. Mao-chan finishes the job. The following scene follows a similar format, only this time, Mao-chan includes breast play, paizuri, and strips off the top half of her one-piece. Once again, she is the one who finishes the job. As hot as it is, the repetitiveness in the middle does hurt the film.

The last scene is the best, with Mao-chan in heat, hesitating, and relieved of the need to hesitate by a male colleague entering with a speedo and a slight erection. In a way that is aggressive, seductive, and cute, she insists on sex, and while she gets her way, this is not the previous two scenes, where she alone dominates. In this one, she trades control, with her male colleague mandhandling her and she him. There is great foreplay, an excellent fellatio sequence, and aggressive sexual intercourse. The whole thing ends with a creampie, as the camera fades away from Mao-chan’s self-satisfied expression.

Rating 3.5


Overall

While this film may have missed out on fulfilling its potential, Mao-chan’s performance would make most viewers not mind that overmuch. Her eroticism is fantastic, her energy engages the viewer, and she herself puts in a great performance. If anything, what hurt this film was the filler in the middle. Had one of the two “stylish room” scenes been dropped, preferably the first one, the entire movie would have received a better grade and delivered a much better stimulus to the viewer. It’s a surprising thing to say for an already short movie, but filler hurts the overall presentation and impact. Still, l would say it’s worth watching just for the first and last scenes in the film.

Rating: 3.5 B+
Worth Watching

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Review: JUX-600 Active Married Physical Education Teacher AV Debut Saaya Nakamura


ID: JUX-600
Actress: Saaya Nakamura
Release Date: 2015-05-25
Label: Madonna
Genres: AV Debut, Sports
Reviewer: Mr. Tan

Introduction

Dear readers, we’ve been lying to you. Our efforts here have thus far created the lie, one we’ve silently perpetuated for weeks now. I do hope you’ll forgive us. We’ve just gone along with the fiction we’ve created and have remained silent as it took root. It’s not quite as horrible as collusion with publishers to conceal putrid product until the masses have purchased, but it’s close. You see, dear readers, we’ve let you believe that all JAV is good. For that, we apologize.

Also, publishers, please feel free to email us at jav2dwest@gmail.com so we can work something out.

Histrionics and humor aside, it’s undeniably true that we deliberately started off on a positive note and have avoided mediocre and execrable films. It’s led to an impression of Japan as a paradise of bosom films, but we’ll correct that now. 



The Actress

Saaya Nakamura is nothing to write home about. According to what I’ve understood, she’s a married physical education teacher and ex-volleyball player, so she’s ridiculously tall, a little shy of six feet. Now, one thing people have probably noticed about volleyball players – all their growth went into their height. As you’d expect, Saaya Nakamura is not an exception. Her figure resembles a bean pole, with nothing on top or on the bottom. Further, her face is not one to launch a thousand ships. In fact, I’m doubtful of how long it’s been since she hit the volleyball court in earnest, given her lack of the lady two-pack. Well, at least her legs seem to be there.

One thing I’ll say about JAV is that it’s a land of opportunity compared to the West. This means that as long as the talent fits with whatever theme the marketing department or casting director decides on for a given movie, she will be hired. However, that also means performance talent is optional, but more on that later.

Rating 2.0



The Performance

Alright, this is an AV Debut, but to hell with it. This was pretty awkward to watch and judging from how fast the introduction was, the director and his editing department agreed. We spend a total of six minutes interacting with our debuting Saaya Nakamura before one of the dudes paid to have sex with her enters to do so. He is performing the role of a fellow physical education teacher, so fine. Next, she… well, forgets about the audience.

You will have noticed in past reviews that I pay attention to how well the actress plays to the viewers, and Saaya Nakamura does not do a good job of that. It seems to me her main concession to that arena is to be as loud in the stereotypically JAV way possible. Audience appeal? She has a scene that starts with masturbation that could be could be counted as playing to the viewer, and she seems to do ok with it.

Rating 2.0 



Story/Theme/Setting

The best part of the film is the reason it would catch your eye in the first place. The film opens with Saaya Nakamura going through the volleyball motions. Her movements are the smooth motions of an athlete familiar with her sport, while I also caught hints of boredom. Unsurprising, given how the crew assisting with creating the film would be unable to provide actual challenge. She even does a few more advanced skills for the hell of it, but… that’s it. That’s all the volleyball you get, about a minute and a half of exhibition.

There are two scenes in the volleyball court, one in a storage room, and two more in what look like a more traditional Japanese room, complete with sliding doors and tatami mats. The two scenes in the more Japanese room throw off the theme – if she’s a teacher, then where would these rooms be? Japanese schools usually aren’t equipped with traditional-looking rooms, except in tea ceremony clubs, but why would she be in there twice? Well, I don’t know enough Japanese to confirm if it’s because they’re disused, but it’s jarring.

Rating 3.0



Sexual Content

Must I comment on this? Can I not dismiss it with a meh? After heated consultations, Mr. White insists I must I must provide commentary similar in quality to what I’ve provided before, especially after he’s had to endure worse.

Very well, let’s get on with it. Build up is nearly non-existent here, and with debuts, that’s fatal. There’s no reason to anticipate, no momentum or build-up. It’s the film version of premature ejaculation. The first scene is ok. The sexual activity is routine, but there is one part of the scene that stands out. After the initial foreplay/groping, the actor decides he wants a blowjob. Rather than go for routine, he grabs a table, drags it over to the volleyball net, and shoves his penis into an opening at standing level to Saaya Nakamura. It’s actually a fairly macho act and the result is rather hot, since our debut idol’s main skill seems to be toward fellatio. The other fellatio scenes aren’t as good as this.

Speaking of, second scene opens with actress masturbation inside the storage room, where she at least tries to lay to the audience, then concludes with a blowjob. While the first actor was half a head shorter, this guy was a full head shorter. For such a tall lady, that hunched over position looked incredibly uncomfortable. Next two scenes break my minimum boob to ratio rule, with two actors giving Saaya Nakamura a full-body massage that involves oil molestation and fingering, then the succeeding scene is, as an astute reader can guess, the wrong kind of threesome, with the results ending up on her small breasts. Final scene is routine, ends on her face.

Rating 2.0



Overall

I think the major lesson here is you shouldn’t watch a film by its cover. I initially got this film during an aggressive stage of expansion for my collection. I thought the actress was pretty, based on the cover, but actually viewing resulted in severe disappointment. The end result was mediocre and her career ended up being a grand total of two films. If you have a fetish for tall chicks or volleyball chicks or MILF chicks, this should be an okay addition. Otherwise, don’t.

Rating: 2.5 C
Not Recommended, Fetishists Only