As part of our July theme of keeping cool, I thought I'd try something a bit different. I'm sure many JAV fans would love to partake in an authentic soapland experience. For our readers lucky enough to live in Japan, that's pretty easy to find. Even for those who might not be Japanese, or speak much Japanese, a little research and a little work will lead to them finding what they are looking for (be advised that many soaplands are not foreigner-friendly, so you will need to do your homework to find one that is). But for the rest of you stuck in the heat and more importantly, stuck outside of Japan, luckily you too can have some soapland fun. Here follows a handy little guide to a do it yourself soapland experience.
Step 1: Find a Girl
It goes without saying that the most important soapland ingredient is finding a consenting partner who is willing to participate in your fantasy and be willing to sit on your chrysanthemum throne. For those readers in relationships, in fact you will need to rely on your partner for help, since visiting an actual soapland would be cheating, and that's just plain wrong.
For this step I'm not going to give any advice, since dating tips are a bit outside the purpose of this blog. But luckily, women are literally everywhere, so just start talking to them. You can tell them that you are Musashi Miyamoto and are here to rescue her from the bandits of sexual frustration. If you already have a girl, great. Just communicate with her what you want. Fantasies involving showers, baths, and massage are pretty normal and common, so it shouldn't be embarrassing to discuss compared to some more kinky and hardcore desires.
Step 2: The Necessary Equipment
Now that you have a girl who's ready to be your own personal slip and slide, it's time to move on to gathering the supplies needed for a proper soapland experience. First, it goes without saying that you will need a full bathroom which of course includes a bathtub that two can fit in. The bigger, the better, but a standard size bathtub will be sufficient since there won't be any actual fucking going on in there. As part of the bathtub experience, you will need some bubble bath, which can be purchased pretty much anywhere, as well as a sponge and either some soap or body wash. I prefer soap because it lathers better and creates suds more easily.
Now we've got the bath/soapy massage portion covered, it's time to move on to the nuru portion. Nuru is that slimy goo that the JAV girls cover themselves with before massaging their customer. It's made from seaweed extract. Believe it or not, you can purchase nuru gel in large gasoline can sized containers on the internet, as well as in smaller bottles. There are plenty of options available on Amazon. If you aren't able to get actual nuru gel, then look for massage gels. You want to check online reviews and focus on something that creates proper slippery lubrication and does not burn. Also, keep in mind that if you use condoms, your massage gel should be condom safe, unless you plan to clean up before moving to sex. Barring massage gels, aloe vera can also work, but is not good for use with condoms, so plan accordingly.
Equally important as the nuru gel, you will need a mat to slip and slide on. Luckily, you need not bother with some special nuru mat. Any inflatable swimming pool float will do, provided it is long, flat, and rectangular.
Finally, as an option, there is the massage chair. Known as a sukebe chair or stool, this allows the man to sit while the woman has full access to provide all sorts of blowjob and rimjob action, as well as body massage. This is by far the most difficult and expensive item to acquire. In fact, I only found a few available on ebay. There is unfortunately no good substitute for this, unless you are good with tools and can carve a hole out of a regular chair. However, this chair is also optional, as many soapland scenes will not use it. The nuru mat is certainly a fine enough location for all sorts of blowjob and rimjob action.
Step 3: Suggested Procedures
Once you have the girl and the equipment, you can do whatever you want as it's your fantasy. However, if you want to recreate the most authentic JAV soapland experience, I will give you a suggested program.
A fun way to start is to walk in while your girl kneels before you, which help establishes the roles of customer and service worker. After sitting down in a chair, she can begin to undress and commence with some light foreplay using her mouth and tits. From there, move on to the bubble bath (which should be prepared in advance).
In the bathtub, your girl can soap herself up and make great use of the sponge to pour soap and water all over herself. She then can commence with some soapy foreplay with her tits and body, as well as oral service for you. When it's time to move on, she can towel dry you off.
The next part is optional, assuming you have some sort of a chair with a hole in it. The possibilities here are endless, from your girl getting on the ground to service you, to some additional soapy massage while you sit.
The final portion of the soapland experience is the longest, most important, and should be the most satisfying. Your girl should apply a healthy amount of nuru to herself and then glide along for a full body slippery massage. Make sure you take advantage of all the possible positions and parts of her body that she can use for the massage. You also want to flip around as needed to receive a slurptastic blowjob and rimjob. Really take your time on this section, and then when you've had your fill, proceed to bang her brains out for a slimy climax that recreates the ending to Ghostbusters 2.
Well, there you have it. I hope you enjoyed my guide, and put it to good use. We'll check the reader stats on this post, and if there is enough interest, we might do some more "JAV fantasy at home" posts.
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