ID: EBOD-206
Actress: Tia
Release Date: 2012-06-13
Label: E-BODY
Genres: AV Debut
Reviewer: Mr. Tan
Introduction
As a label, E-BODY builds its films around a gimmick, one that Mr. White adores beyond words. The trick? Large breasts, real or otherwise. It took them a while to hit on that winning formula, but once they did, they never stepped away from it. Interestingly, E-BODY has tended toward far fewer debuts than other labels, tending to hire established busty stars over trying to build followings for their own. Even so, they have debuted a number of successes over the years, along with girls whose careers foundered early. It’s almost as if an E-BODY debut is tantamount to starting out cursed.
Besides Julia, Honoka Orihara (under the name Mitsuki Akai),Marina Shiina, Sakura Kirishima, and most recently, Sara Saijou, NAOMI and Nene Sakura, have defied the curse to advance into reasonable careers. Is there another, one who followed in Julia’s footsteps to mega star status? Yes. That name is Tia and the subject of this review.
In contrast to many other stars, Tia is monogamous. In other words, she’s a contract star who is faithful to her label until her contract is near expiration, and then goes to whomever promises to treat her best. She began under E-BODY, went over to S1 No.1 Style, and has recently returned to E-BODY. Her debut should shed some insights into why these top dogs want to keep her all theirs.
The Actress
A native of Okinawa, the Japanese Hawaii, Tia is one of those stars who causes me conniptions. Unlike Mr. White, I find it nearly impossible to enjoy actresses who have surgically altered their bodies. Aside from the philosophical considerations, plastic surgery provokes the uncanny valley effect, so my enjoyment quickly withers as my subconscious points out how unnatural the sight before me is.
Like Hasumi Kurea, Tia’s breasts are completely fake. Unlike Butterface McBolton, Tia never needed it. High cheekbones, expressive brown eyes, and a particularly regal nose make the best of her heart-shaped face to produce distinctive beauty. Her slender frame used to have a perky pair of breasts to round off her frame, but now she has her iconic pair of implants. The only bright sides are that her nipples are a light pink and her posterior is rather nice.
On top of being a beauty, Tia-tan is incredibly cute. She begins the film in a hairband topped with a giant pink bow and a flower-decorated sundress, and the viewer can’t help but ask her not to go home with strangers.
For those intrepid hunters, there is existing footage of Tia’s original body during her amateur days, right before she went under the knife. Good luck finding it.
Rating 3.0
The Performance
As much as I hate those offenses to all that is good about bosoms, Tia is a talented performer. Her introduction in the film was a “casual encounter” outside a convenience store at night. She was sitting on a bench when the cameraman “spotted” her, stopped the van, and went out to chat with her. The good cheer and energy she applied to the scene was incredibly natural, and quickly tested in the unlikeliest of ways. Before the scene began, a random passerby had sat down on the other end of Tia’s bench, and once the cameraman began the show, the passerby was doing his best to edge out without being spotted. After the cameraman decided to up the awkwardness by talking to the hapless passerby, Tia quickly defused the situation with a few words and a great big smile.`
This upbeat attitude is present throughout the subsequent interview and the date scenes. Yes, date scenes, as this debut elects to be non-traditional in format and sends our heroine out on a pair of dates in Okinawa. The beach scene and forest hike allow Tia to us her charming, playful manner in a way that disarms at least one of her male colleagues and gets him to follow her pace. I consider that fairly impressive, considering how jaded a male JAV actor must get after dealing with so many women.
Tia also plays the wanton reasonably well, but it’s a bit overdone. It was as if she was trying to portray what she thought was slutty behavior, which was so stereotypical that it was a bit distracting after so much of her performance was so natural. Once she begins enjoying herself, however, that changes.
Rating 3.5
Story/Theme/Setting
Coming in a hair under 120 minutes, Tia’s debut is probably the shortest of the ones I’ve seen, on par with Julia’s. However, Tia spends twenty minutes warming up with an interview across three locations before she begins losing clothing.
There are several short glamour segments where Tia shows off her body, set to music a bit better than what appeared in HItomi’s debut, but what I find more interesting is that at the start of each scene, there is an interaction where the viewer learns more about Tia. It seems that for this debut, the director elected to spread out the “getting to know you” stage of your typical debut in a way similar to the real life phenomenon of summer love.
The novelty of this approach turns the entire film into getting to know Tia, as the buildup is made into something more natural and digestible. The viewer falls under her spell as Tia’s charm works its magic for close to two hours. For the cherry on top, the last minutes of the film are a shadowy glamour section.
Rating 4.0
Sexual Content
In her debut, sex with Tia-tan falls into the category of “girlfriend experience.” It’s an accurate description of how Tia blurs the boundaries between her job and herself. A good example of this is the way her charm creates a degree of emotional intimacy that pierces the defenses of at least one of her male colleagues.
Her first sex scene begins with one of her colleagues feeling her up and getting her engine going. After she’s warmed up, The scene progresses through fellatio, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary before culminating in a facial, but it’s worth noting Tia’s fellatio. She makes constant eye contact and her smooth movements are coupled to keen observation towards mutual pleasure. It’s rare to see that kind of consideration in JAV.
The next scene involves sex on the beach and it’s my favorite one. I know that in real life, it’s supposed to be messy and unsatisfactory, but damned if Tia doesn’t make it look fun. After playing in the waves, Tia receives cunnilingus, which she quickly reciprocates with that same thoughtful fellatio, although the male actor ends up splitting the fellatio into two sections as he uses Tia’s breasts for paizuri and Tia’s buttocks for gluteal sex. The second fellatio advances into standing doggy, which then moves down to another round of fellatio, then 69 oral sex, then it’s reverse cowgirl, sitting cowgirl, standard cowgirl, before concluding with standing doggy, where the male actor ejaculates on Tia’s buttocks. The intensity through so many shifts is constant and works incredibly well. As the conclusion, Tia chooses to toy with the fellow a bit and counterattacks, applying her fellatio skills to him after his orgasm, which clearly is too much for the actor, as he falls down and tries to get away.
The third scene involves the same actor as the previous scene and very clearly takes directly after the previous scene. Tia has quite clearly charmed the male actor at this point and initiates mutual groping that leads to fellatio, paizuri, gluteal sex, and finishes with a fellatio-induced facial.
For the finale, the distractions of sluttiness are dispensed with once Tia gets down to business. Fellatio, missionary, doggy, and more missionary are conducted with aggressive pursuit of pleasure and conclude with another facial and another post-ejaculation fellatio, though the male actor in this scene was better disciplined about it.
Rating 4.0
Overall
Tia’s twin set of lies make it nearly impossible for me to enjoy her work, but that isn’t to say that her performance is bad. Thought was put into this debut, creating an experience that mixes real-life summer love phenomenon, girlfriend experience, and JAV to produce a great film. There are precious few films that chose to be adventurous within the genre, and this one clearly exceeded expectations.
As for Tia herself, her contract star status all began here. The quality of her first film merged with Tia’s charm and talent to create the pathway to a good career, E-BODY debut curse be damned. It’s likely that her consideration for her colleague’s pleasure contributed to her rise, as the more real the pleasure, the easier it is for viewers to buy into the fantasy.
3.6 B+
Acceptable Despite Plasticity
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